Afrin

I LOVE AFRIN!!!!

You know... the stuff you squirt up your nose so you can breathe when you have a cold... Gross, but true.

I am not sure why, but this year I have been sick more times than I have my whole life. I never get colds. I am usually really healthy and I get enough sleep and exercise, but this year it feels like I get a cold every three months. Grrr.. it is more irritating than anything. Maybe college is stressing me out (quite a possibility) Maybe people come to school when they are contagious (also possible since I do it too) Maybe I have been slacking in the healthy department (??) Maybe it's all this frozen yogurt in my diet, though you would think that might be good... Whatever.

But afrin is just the best thing. I am so devoted to it I would volunteer to be on a really bad infomercial for it! I would be in a bed snorting and sniffling, "It stinks not being able to breathe through my nose!" my line might be... or.... "Isn't there anything I can do about my congested nasal cavities?" while I look desperately into the camera with my crumpled tissue in my hand. Then miraculously the screen would be in color as they would announce the cure for stuffy noses of all kinds! My face would light up, and I would smile maniacally as a bottle magically appears in my hand. Then I will be twirling in a meadow breathing heavily through my nose (camera shot straight up the nose) "AHHH". And scene. I like it.